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SithHappens Profile Information

Possibly TOO Ugly for this site . . .
Age 45 From Fort Collins, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Italian, German, Japanese, Russian
I Would Describe Myself As  
Old , fat & ugly ? Career Chef & lifetime lesbian ? Gamer/geek 4 life ? ;-)
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Asian, Caucasian, European, Native American, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Hair Is  
Other

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
A.C.F/L.C.B/Serv-Safe Cert'd Chef
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Observant, Party Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Cooking, Exercising, Internet, Games, Learning, Movies, Reading, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Learn everything ! . . . Or die in the attempt ! (Which is the likely outcome)
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fiction, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Quite variable , given persons/places/situations . . .

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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